Apparantly this is how the neurons operate in your brain? You're confronted with a naked man and immediately you think the painter's name will be 'Pieter' (since 'Piet' is dialect for penis in Belgium where Rubens lived and worked). I understand your logic. I don't want to be in your head when your looking at paintings from Pieter Bruegel and Piet Mondrian.
I would, on the other hand, love to be there while you're having an argument with the curator of the museum about this issue!
What next ?
I QUIT, apparantly I am sort of a culture barbaric kinda person ...
Oh no, I don't quit that fast ! ...